TABLE OF CONTENTS:

• The Night I Slept in Jane Fonda’s Bed
• The Dating Game (two parts: 1. the taping; 2. the trip)
  
• Walking the Hollywood Hills
• How I survived Driving LA’s Freeways
• Stanley Ranch Camp Counselor
• Scars (fictionalized truth)
  
• Tickle Me Tender
  
• Cigar Aficionada
• A well-endowed Kitchen (a poem)
• Highschool Pledge
• Miscellaneous Poems

 The Dating Game: Will It Be Bachelor #1, #2, or #3?

The Dating Game