Best Trivia - Toasts

Favorite Trivia – TOASTS

“Drink down all unkindness”

The Merry Wives of Windsor – William Shakespeare

“Who’d care to be a bee and sip
Sweet honey from a flower’s lip
When he could be a fly and steer
Head first into a can of beer?”

“May your bar bill exceed your food bill”

“May you live as long as you like and have all you like as long as you live”

“Fill it to the brim until my troubles go dim”

“Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.”

“Ah! my belovéd, fill the Cup that clears
Today of past Regrets and future Fears—”

Rubaiyat – Omar Khayyam

“May your days end in a hypnotic haze
And your nightmares take long naps”

Patty Martino Alspaug

“Lift ’em high and drain ’em dry
to the guy who says, ‘My turn to buy’!”

“Pour the bubbly,
Lift the toddy,
Happy New Year everybody!”

Marriage toast:

“To love and laughter and happily ever after!”

“Here’s to you on your birthday,
It’s better to be over the hill than under it!”

Toasts for Every Occasion – Town & Country

“Bottoms up, friends. Today let’s be three sheets to the wind; how can we go undrunk at this time of day? Let’s not talk of our home left behind; it’s silly enough. What we have to do is get drunk today right this moment; it’s an order, Friends; give no thought to tomorrow; tomorrow can’t be today any more than yesterday can be today…”

The Foreign Legion (2): At an Inn – Pak Song

Not drunk is he who from the floor,
can rise alone; and still drink more.
But drunk is he who prostrate lies,
without the power to drink or rise.

“Wine comes in at the mouth

And love comes in at the eye;

That’s all we shall know for truth

Before we grow old and die.

I lift the glass to my mouth,

I look at you, and I sigh.”

A Drinking Song – W.B. Yeats

“Give a rouse, then, in the Maytime
For a life that knows no fear!
Turn night-time into daytime
With the sunlight of good cheer!
For it’s always fair weather
When good fellows get together,
With a stein on the table and a good song ringing clear…”

A Stein Song – Richard Hovey

banzai – May you live 10,000 years

“Drink today, and drown all sorrow

You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow
Best, while you still have it use your breath
There is no drinking after death”

John Fletcher (Quotable Wine Lover)

“Here’s to breezy weather
Full of booze, empty of fools”

Patty Martino Alspaugh

“Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why:
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.”

Rubaiyat – Omar Khayyam

“Here’s to being single
Drinking doubles
And seeing triple!”

“Drinking Without Clinking is Like Razz without the Matazz.”

Patty Martino Alspaugh

“Here’s to the maiden of bashful fifteen;
Here’s to the widow of fifty;
Here’s to the flaunting extravagant queen,
And here’s to the housewife that’s thrifty.
Let the toast pass,
Drink to the lass,
I’ll warrant she’ll prove an excuse for the glass.

Here’s to the charmer whose dimples we prize;
Now to the maid who has none, sir;
Here’s to the girl with a pair of blue eyes,
And here’s to the nymph with but one, sir.
Let the toast pass, etc.

Here’s to the maid with a bosom of snow;
Now to her that’s as brown as a berry;
Here’s to the wife with a face full of woe,
And now to the damsel that’s merry.
Let the toast pass, etc.

For let ’em be clumsy, or let ’em be slim,
Young or ancient, I care not a feather;
So fill a pint bumper quite up to the brim,
So fill up your glasses, nay, fill to the brim,
And let us e’en toast them together.
Let the toast pass, etc.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan – Let the Toast Pass

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